Week 1 โ Meal Calendar
Your daily meals with macros. Purple border = Anthony days.
Target: 1,800-2,200 cal / 140-175g fat / 100-150g protein / <25g net carbs.
โ๏ธ Lunch (Noon)
Ground Beef Taco Bowl
550 cal
38g fat
35g protein
6g carbs
~$3.50
Skip the rice/tortilla. Kid gets tortillas/shells on side.
๐ Dinner
Pan-Fried Chicken Thighs + Roasted Broccoli
620 cal
44g fat
42g protein
6g carbs
~$4.00
Roast broccoli alongside chicken at 425F
๐ฅ Snack
String Cheese
80 cal
6g fat
7g protein
1g carbs
~$0.50
Optional
โ๏ธ Lunch (Noon)
BLT Bowl
580 cal
46g fat
22g protein
5g carbs
~$3.50
Anthony day โ give him a tortilla on the side
๐ Dinner
Cheeseburger Patties + Fried Eggs
700 cal
54g fat
44g protein
4g carbs
~$4.50
Anthony gets buns + ketchup. Make extra patties.
๐ฅ Snack
Pork Rinds + Cream Cheese Dip
150 cal
10g fat
14g protein
โg carbs
~$1.00
Good afternoon snack
โ๏ธ Lunch (Noon)
Scrambled Eggs + Bacon + Avocado
620 cal
50g fat
32g protein
3g carbs
~$3.00
Day 3 โ drink extra bone broth today. Keto flu may hit.
๐ Dinner
Italian Sausage + Peppers & Onions
650 cal
48g fat
28g protein
8g carbs
~$4.00
Watch the onion carbs โ keep to half an onion
๐ฅ Snack
Bone Broth + Almonds
200 cal
14g fat
12g protein
4g carbs
~$1.50
Critical for electrolytes today
โ๏ธ Lunch (Noon)
Tuna Salad Lettuce Wraps
450 cal
32g fat
38g protein
3g carbs
~$2.50
Quick and cheap. Grocery run day.
๐ Dinner
Pulled Pork + Homemade Coleslaw
680 cal
52g fat
36g protein
5g carbs
~$4.50
Start IP or slow cooker in AM. Coleslaw: mayo + ACV + cabbage, no sugar.
โ๏ธ Lunch (Noon)
Cheese Omelet + Bacon (Meal Prep Day Brunch)
640 cal
52g fat
34g protein
4g carbs
~$3.50
Eat this while you do meal prep. Coffee with heavy cream.
๐ Dinner
Steak + Butter/Garlic + Green Beans
700 cal
56g fat
45g protein
5g carbs
~$8.00
Treat yourself. You survived keto flu week. Check what's on sale.
โ๏ธ Lunch (Noon)
Prepped Beef + Fried Egg + Pickles
520 cal
38g fat
38g protein
3g carbs
~$2.00
Pure meal prep payoff. 5 minutes total.
๐ Dinner
Prepped Chicken Caesar Salad
580 cal
44g fat
38g protein
4g carbs
~$2.50
Strip chicken off the bone, done. No croutons.
โ๏ธ Lunch (Noon)
Pulled Pork Bowl + Cheddar + Pickles
540 cal
40g fat
35g protein
4g carbs
~$2.50
Anthony day โ he gets rice or mac and cheese side
๐ Dinner
Taco Night (Lettuce Wrap Style)
620 cal
48g fat
34g protein
6g carbs
~$4.00
Anthony gets taco shells/tortillas. Classic kid win.
๐ Grocery Lists
Check items off as you shop. Organized by store and category.
๐ฌ Where to Buy What
| Always Costco | Kroger/Meijer Weekly |
| Ground beef (bulk) | Avocados (fresher) |
| Chicken thighs | Fresh produce |
| Eggs (24ct) | Sale meats (check flyer!) |
| Butter (4lb Kirkland) | Specialty cuts on sale |
| Heavy cream | String cheese, cream cheese |
| Cheese (2lb bags/blocks) | Salsa, condiments |
| Almonds, nuts | |
| Bacon, pork rinds | |
| Bone broth | |
โก Why Keto Fixes Both Problems
The Energy Crash
Every time you eat carbs, blood sugar spikes โ insulin fires โ overshoot โ crash. That 2pm coma. Every. Single. Day.
Keto runs you on ketones โ slow-burning, steady fuel. No spike, no crash. Mental clarity hits different in ketosis.
The Budget Fix
| Was spending | $1,396/mo |
| New target | $300-400/mo |
| Savings | ~$1,000/mo |
Keto is cheap when you eat simple: eggs, ground beef, chicken thighs, butter, cheese. Batch cook Sunday โ eat the same proteins 5 ways โ zero food waste.
๐ The Rules
- Under 20-30g net carbs/day โ net carbs = total carbs minus fiber
- Moderate protein โ 100-150g/day. Excess converts to glucose.
- High fat โ 65-75% of calories. Don't fear the butter.
- 2 meals/day โ noon + dinner (16:8 IF window)
- Water + electrolytes โ critical, especially week 1
๐ Daily Macro Targets
| Macro | Target | % Calories |
| Calories | 1,800 โ 2,200 | โ |
| Fat | 140 โ 175g | 65-75% |
| Protein | 100 โ 150g | 20-25% |
| Net Carbs | Under 25g | <5% |
Don't obsess over tracking every bite. Get proteins and carbs right, fat takes care of itself.
๐ค Keto Flu Survival Kit (Days 1-5)
When you cut carbs, kidneys dump water + electrolytes. Headache, fatigue, cramps. Temporary. Here's the fix:
๐ง
Salt
Salt food aggressively or drink broth
๐
Magnesium
300-400mg before bed
๐ฅ
Potassium
Avocado, spinach, or No Salt
๐ต
Bone Broth
1-2 cups/day โ all electrolytes
๐ง
Water
More than usual โ kidneys flushing
โ
Heavy Cream Coffee
Keeps you satiated through morning
Timeline: Days 1-2 feel fine. Day 3 hits hardest. Days 4-5 improving. Day 7 you turn the corner.
๐ฆ Anthony Days (Tue/Thu + Every Other Weekend)
Anthony doesn't need to eat keto. Same protein, different sides:
| Marc's Plate | Anthony Gets |
| Taco bowl (lettuce wrap) | Tortillas / taco shells |
| Burger patty + eggs | Burger bun + ketchup |
| Chicken thighs + broccoli | Mac and cheese side |
| Ground beef taco meat | Rice (microwave pouch, 90 sec) |
| Pulled pork + coleslaw | Bread rolls |
Zero extra cooking. Same protein, different carb vehicle.
๐ Keto Eating Out Guide
When you do eat out, here's how to keep it keto at places you already go.
๐ฏ Chipotle
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Burrito bowl, double protein, no rice, no beans, extra guac, cheese, sour cream, salsa
โ Skip chips, tortilla, rice, beans
๐ McDonald's / Burger King
โ
Double burger, no bun (lettuce wrap), any toppings
โ
Bacon double cheeseburger, unwrapped
โ Skip fries, bun, ketchup (has sugar)
๐ฅ Subway
โ
Any sandwich "unwich" style (in a bowl with lettuce)
โ
Double meat, all the veggies, mayo or olive oil
โ Skip bread, honey mustard
๐ฎ Mexican Restaurants
โ
Fajita plate without tortillas: meat, peppers, sour cream, guac, cheese
โ
Carne asada or chicken over a salad
โ Skip chips, rice, beans, tortillas
๐ฅก Chinese Takeout
โ
Beef and broccoli, no rice (ask for extra broccoli)
โ
Moo shu pork without the pancakes
โ Avoid fried rice, lo mein, orange chicken (sugar bomb), spring rolls
๐ Pizza Places
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Salad with grilled chicken
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Some places do crustless/bowl pizza (ask)
โ Regular pizza is a carb bomb โ hard pass
๐ฅช Deli / Sandwiches
โ
Any sandwich as a salad or lettuce wrap
โ
Egg salad, tuna salad, chicken salad โ no bread
๐ก Universal Eating Out Rules
- Ask for no bun / lettuce wrap / bowl style
- Sub fries for a side salad or extra veggies
- Ranch, caesar, blue cheese dressing = safe. Honey mustard, balsamic = carb bombs.
- Water or unsweetened tea โ no soda, no juice
- If they can't modify, get the salad with protein on top