๐Ÿฅฉ Keto Command Center

Fix the energy. Fix the budget. Two birds, one fork.

$1,396
Was Spending / Mo
$300
New Target / Mo
$1,096
Monthly Savings
25g
Daily Carb Cap

Week 1 โ€” Meal Calendar

Your daily meals with macros. Purple border = Anthony days. Target: 1,800-2,200 cal / 140-175g fat / 100-150g protein / <25g net carbs.

Thursday, Jun 11 ๐Ÿ‘ฆ Anthony Day
โ˜€๏ธ Lunch (Noon)
Ground Beef Taco Bowl
550 cal 38g fat 35g protein 6g carbs
~$3.50
Skip the rice/tortilla. Kid gets tortillas/shells on side.
๐ŸŒ™ Dinner
Pan-Fried Chicken Thighs + Roasted Broccoli
620 cal 44g fat 42g protein 6g carbs
~$4.00
Roast broccoli alongside chicken at 425F
๐Ÿฅœ Snack
String Cheese
80 cal 6g fat 7g protein 1g carbs
~$0.50
Optional
Friday, Jun 12 ๐Ÿ‘ฆ Anthony Day
โ˜€๏ธ Lunch (Noon)
BLT Bowl
580 cal 46g fat 22g protein 5g carbs
~$3.50
Anthony day โ€” give him a tortilla on the side
๐ŸŒ™ Dinner
Cheeseburger Patties + Fried Eggs
700 cal 54g fat 44g protein 4g carbs
~$4.50
Anthony gets buns + ketchup. Make extra patties.
๐Ÿฅœ Snack
Pork Rinds + Cream Cheese Dip
150 cal 10g fat 14g protein โ€”g carbs
~$1.00
Good afternoon snack
Saturday, Jun 13 ๐Ÿ‘ฆ Anthony Day
โ˜€๏ธ Lunch (Noon)
Scrambled Eggs + Bacon + Avocado
620 cal 50g fat 32g protein 3g carbs
~$3.00
Day 3 โ€” drink extra bone broth today. Keto flu may hit.
๐ŸŒ™ Dinner
Italian Sausage + Peppers & Onions
650 cal 48g fat 28g protein 8g carbs
~$4.00
Watch the onion carbs โ€” keep to half an onion
๐Ÿฅœ Snack
Bone Broth + Almonds
200 cal 14g fat 12g protein 4g carbs
~$1.50
Critical for electrolytes today
Sunday, Jun 14 ๐Ÿ‘ฆ Anthony Day
โ˜€๏ธ Lunch (Noon)
Tuna Salad Lettuce Wraps
450 cal 32g fat 38g protein 3g carbs
~$2.50
Quick and cheap. Grocery run day.
๐ŸŒ™ Dinner
Pulled Pork + Homemade Coleslaw
680 cal 52g fat 36g protein 5g carbs
~$4.50
Start IP or slow cooker in AM. Coleslaw: mayo + ACV + cabbage, no sugar.
Monday, Jun 15 ๐Ÿ‘ฆ Anthony Day
โ˜€๏ธ Lunch (Noon)
Cheese Omelet + Bacon (Meal Prep Day Brunch)
640 cal 52g fat 34g protein 4g carbs
~$3.50
Eat this while you do meal prep. Coffee with heavy cream.
๐ŸŒ™ Dinner
Steak + Butter/Garlic + Green Beans
700 cal 56g fat 45g protein 5g carbs
~$8.00
Treat yourself. You survived keto flu week. Check what's on sale.
Tuesday, Jun 16
โ˜€๏ธ Lunch (Noon)
Prepped Beef + Fried Egg + Pickles
520 cal 38g fat 38g protein 3g carbs
~$2.00
Pure meal prep payoff. 5 minutes total.
๐ŸŒ™ Dinner
Prepped Chicken Caesar Salad
580 cal 44g fat 38g protein 4g carbs
~$2.50
Strip chicken off the bone, done. No croutons.
Wednesday, Jun 17 ๐Ÿ‘ฆ Anthony Day
โ˜€๏ธ Lunch (Noon)
Pulled Pork Bowl + Cheddar + Pickles
540 cal 40g fat 35g protein 4g carbs
~$2.50
Anthony day โ€” he gets rice or mac and cheese side
๐ŸŒ™ Dinner
Taco Night (Lettuce Wrap Style)
620 cal 48g fat 34g protein 6g carbs
~$4.00
Anthony gets taco shells/tortillas. Classic kid win.

๐Ÿ›’ Grocery Lists

Check items off as you shop. Organized by store and category.

Week of Jun 11 Est. $241.00

Dairy

Meat

Pantry

Produce

Supplements

๐Ÿฌ Where to Buy What

Always CostcoKroger/Meijer Weekly
Ground beef (bulk)Avocados (fresher)
Chicken thighsFresh produce
Eggs (24ct)Sale meats (check flyer!)
Butter (4lb Kirkland)Specialty cuts on sale
Heavy creamString cheese, cream cheese
Cheese (2lb bags/blocks)Salsa, condiments
Almonds, nuts
Bacon, pork rinds
Bone broth

๐Ÿณ Sunday Meal Prep

90 minutes on Sunday = zero decisions Monโ€“Fri. Cook protein bases, assemble during the week.

โฐ The Sunday Timeline

10:00 AM
Groceries arrive or you're back from shopping
10:15 AM
Season ground beef, start browning. Season chicken thighs.
10:20 AM
Preheat oven 425ยฐ. Start hard-boiled eggs.
10:25 AM
Chop broccoli + veggies. Ground beef halfway done.
10:35 AM
Ground beef done โ†’ container it. Chicken + broccoli into oven.
10:40 AM
Eggs done โ†’ ice bath. Chop remaining veggies.
10:50 AM
Peel eggs, container them. Check chicken.
11:10 AM
Chicken + broccoli out. Let cool.
11:30 AM
โœ… DONE. Container everything. Clean up. 5 days of food ready.

โšก Quick Assembly Meals (5-10 min from prepped ingredients)

๐ŸŒฎ Taco Bowl

5 min
600 cal 6g carbs
  1. Prepped taco meat โ†’ microwave 90s
  2. Shredded cheese melted on top
  3. Sour cream, salsa, avocado

๐Ÿฅ— Chicken Caesar

5 min
580 cal 4g carbs
  1. Big handful prepped romaine
  2. Pull meat off prepped chicken thigh
  3. Caesar dressing + parm + bacon bits

๐Ÿ” Burger Bowl

5 min
580 cal 2g carbs
  1. Prepped ground beef โ†’ microwave
  2. Fry an egg in butter (3 min)
  3. Pickles + mustard on the side

๐Ÿฅ“ BLT Bowl

8 min
550 cal 5g carbs
  1. Reheat prepped bacon
  2. Romaine, tomatoes, avocado
  3. Mayo, toss it all together

๐Ÿฅš Egg Scramble

5 min
520 cal 3g carbs
  1. Butter in pan, crack 3 eggs
  2. Add prepped veggies
  3. Handful of cheese to finish

๐ŸŸ Tuna Salad

3 min
450 cal 3g carbs
  1. Can of tuna + mayo + celery
  2. Pickles diced in
  3. Eat on cucumber slices or romaine

๐Ÿ—„๏ธ Storage & Shelf Life

ItemFridgeFreezer
Ground beef (cooked)4-5 days3 months
Chicken thighs4-5 days3 months
Hard-boiled eggs5-7 daysDon't
Roasted veggies4-5 daysMediocre
Cooked bacon5-7 days1 month
Taco meat4-5 days3 months

โšก Why Keto Fixes Both Problems

The Energy Crash

Every time you eat carbs, blood sugar spikes โ†’ insulin fires โ†’ overshoot โ†’ crash. That 2pm coma. Every. Single. Day.

Keto runs you on ketones โ€” slow-burning, steady fuel. No spike, no crash. Mental clarity hits different in ketosis.

The Budget Fix

Was spending$1,396/mo
New target$300-400/mo
Savings~$1,000/mo

Keto is cheap when you eat simple: eggs, ground beef, chicken thighs, butter, cheese. Batch cook Sunday โ†’ eat the same proteins 5 ways โ†’ zero food waste.

๐Ÿ“ The Rules

  1. Under 20-30g net carbs/day โ€” net carbs = total carbs minus fiber
  2. Moderate protein โ€” 100-150g/day. Excess converts to glucose.
  3. High fat โ€” 65-75% of calories. Don't fear the butter.
  4. 2 meals/day โ€” noon + dinner (16:8 IF window)
  5. Water + electrolytes โ€” critical, especially week 1

๐Ÿ“Š Daily Macro Targets

MacroTarget% Calories
Calories1,800 โ€“ 2,200โ€”
Fat140 โ€“ 175g65-75%
Protein100 โ€“ 150g20-25%
Net CarbsUnder 25g<5%

Don't obsess over tracking every bite. Get proteins and carbs right, fat takes care of itself.

๐Ÿค’ Keto Flu Survival Kit (Days 1-5)

When you cut carbs, kidneys dump water + electrolytes. Headache, fatigue, cramps. Temporary. Here's the fix:

๐Ÿง‚
Salt
Salt food aggressively or drink broth
๐Ÿ’Š
Magnesium
300-400mg before bed
๐Ÿฅ‘
Potassium
Avocado, spinach, or No Salt
๐Ÿต
Bone Broth
1-2 cups/day โ€” all electrolytes
๐Ÿ’ง
Water
More than usual โ€” kidneys flushing
โ˜•
Heavy Cream Coffee
Keeps you satiated through morning

Timeline: Days 1-2 feel fine. Day 3 hits hardest. Days 4-5 improving. Day 7 you turn the corner.

๐Ÿ‘ฆ Anthony Days (Tue/Thu + Every Other Weekend)

Anthony doesn't need to eat keto. Same protein, different sides:

Marc's PlateAnthony Gets
Taco bowl (lettuce wrap)Tortillas / taco shells
Burger patty + eggsBurger bun + ketchup
Chicken thighs + broccoliMac and cheese side
Ground beef taco meatRice (microwave pouch, 90 sec)
Pulled pork + coleslawBread rolls

Zero extra cooking. Same protein, different carb vehicle.

๐Ÿ” Keto Eating Out Guide

When you do eat out, here's how to keep it keto at places you already go.

๐ŸŒฏ Chipotle

โœ… Burrito bowl, double protein, no rice, no beans, extra guac, cheese, sour cream, salsa

โŒ Skip chips, tortilla, rice, beans

๐Ÿ” McDonald's / Burger King

โœ… Double burger, no bun (lettuce wrap), any toppings

โœ… Bacon double cheeseburger, unwrapped

โŒ Skip fries, bun, ketchup (has sugar)

๐Ÿฅ– Subway

โœ… Any sandwich "unwich" style (in a bowl with lettuce)

โœ… Double meat, all the veggies, mayo or olive oil

โŒ Skip bread, honey mustard

๐ŸŒฎ Mexican Restaurants

โœ… Fajita plate without tortillas: meat, peppers, sour cream, guac, cheese

โœ… Carne asada or chicken over a salad

โŒ Skip chips, rice, beans, tortillas

๐Ÿฅก Chinese Takeout

โœ… Beef and broccoli, no rice (ask for extra broccoli)

โœ… Moo shu pork without the pancakes

โŒ Avoid fried rice, lo mein, orange chicken (sugar bomb), spring rolls

๐Ÿ• Pizza Places

โœ… Salad with grilled chicken

โœ… Some places do crustless/bowl pizza (ask)

โŒ Regular pizza is a carb bomb โ€” hard pass

๐Ÿฅช Deli / Sandwiches

โœ… Any sandwich as a salad or lettuce wrap

โœ… Egg salad, tuna salad, chicken salad โ€” no bread

๐Ÿ’ก Universal Eating Out Rules

  1. Ask for no bun / lettuce wrap / bowl style
  2. Sub fries for a side salad or extra veggies
  3. Ranch, caesar, blue cheese dressing = safe. Honey mustard, balsamic = carb bombs.
  4. Water or unsweetened tea โ€” no soda, no juice
  5. If they can't modify, get the salad with protein on top